TOP SECRET//SI//REL USA, FVEY National Security Agency/Central Security Service Information Paper 0x4255444150455354 AlligatorCon Europe 2019 Edition 16 & 17 August @ Büntetés-végrehajtás Országos Parancsnoksága - Budapest, Hungary aka Goulashland


-= [ AlligatorCon Europe 2019] =-
TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY - WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE MINI CTF HIDDEN IN THIS WEBPAGE! :) The Alligators roam Europe once again! Keeping the tradition of holding this conference in authoritarian countries, this time we are gathering at the beautiful city of Budapest, where its unsuspecting citizens have no idea what horrors await them...

TFW we realized we have no idea either

Some things never change though. Entry is and always will be 100% free. If you've got your invite token from last year, just register to reserve a spot. If you're new to AlligatorCon and want to get an invite here are the instructions on how to do so. Bribing us with money, sex, drugs and other cheap thrills also counts as a valid way to get an invite. We do not have sponsors or any sponsored content during the talks. We do welcome donations to keep the party going. All currencies are accepted, fiat or virtual. 0days and leaked documents are welcome as well, if you drop us any they will be shared with all attendees just for the lulz. The venue address and the location of all parties (yes, parties, plural) will be revealed at the last possible moment only to those who were invited, and you should not reveal it to anyone else. There will also be free posters for everyone designed by El Santa, the illustrator of HackerStrip:

You'll be the coolest kid in the block with this poster in your bedroom!

[--- Registration
If you've already received your invite token this or any previous year, you can redeem it here. The email address MUST be valid, but we recommend creating a new one, NOT tied to your identity, just for this. Good OPSEC is proactive, not retroactive!
Email: Token:
If you're invited and haven't got your token, drop us an email at cfp@alligatorcon.pl and let us know. If you've never attended AlligatorCon before, here's what you need to know.
[--- Rules of the Alligator
  • You do not talk about AlligatorCon.
  • You do not talk about AlligatorCon.
  • If this is your first night at AlligatorCon, you have to hack.
  • You can present using your IRC nick, Mastodon handle, BDSM dungeon moniker, whatever the hell you want but never with your real name.
  • No cameras unless explicitly allowed by everyone in the picture, and no videos of the talks. If the spooks want to spy on us let's make them work for it.
  • The contents or even the title of some talks may not be public, on request of the speaker. Never discuss them after AlligatorCon ends, or you'll be banned forever. And we mean it.
[--- Call For Participation
Send your proposal to: cfp@alligatorcon.pl TL;DR just hack some shit and tell us how we all can do it too, for teh lulz. Now for the long version... WHAT WE WANT: The Honorable Evaluation Commitee AlligatorCon is interested in no-nonsense talks about hacking. We prefer technical talks but non-technical yet "unusual" ones are good too - the further you stray from your typical conference talk, the better. Bonus points for presentations that include code, practical examples, and live demos. The usual topics include pentesting, exploitation, pwnage, 0days, phreaking, rootkits, radio, satellites, spreading knowledge, evading censorship, old sch00l shit, new sch00l shit, worshipping Satan, raising the dead, fun times. Confidentiality is key, so don't hesitate to propose topics that "legit" conferences would never accept. You can check out the schedules for previous years to give you an idea of what's been presented before:
  • 2018 - Keep Calm And AlligatorCon
  • 2017 - Do Not Talk About AlligatorCon
  • 2016 - The Horror! The Monstrosity! The Lulz!
  • 2015 - The Alligator Goes International
WHAT WE DON'T WANT: We all know how fun it is to make your employer pay for your party trip, but there is a strict rule of NO CORPORATE BS TALKS. Nobody gives a flying crap who your employer is and how the product you're selling will change our lives and how many multi-letter certifications you got - just hack stuff or shut up. HOW WE WANT IT: Our format is the following: one hour slots for everyone, but how much you use is completely optional. We recommend 40 minute talks, to give people time to drink a beer or mate, chat and relax before the next talk. For really quick topics (5-10 minutes) it's probably best to use the lightning talks slot, it's free-for-all -- just like a rap battle, you go up on stage and grab the mic.
[--- Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a conference trip
Free accomodation and transport arrangements this year will be available to all attendees, generously donated by the BvOP. It's always refreshing to see support for the infosec community!

What could possibly go wrong?

Alternatively, there's plenty of hotels, hostels, apartments and Airbnbs for rent near the center. This city also has a really amazing CouchSurfing community that you should definitely reach out to. And of course you're welcome to bring a sleeping bag and crash on a friendly local hacker's home, a popular choice of AlligatorCon attendees every year. As for public transport, there is a bus from the airport to the city center that costs approximately 3€. We're told you can also take a taxi for around 30€ but... who likes getting ripped off like some tourist? Not us, we're cheap bastards and proud of it.
[--- We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the infosec world
The venerable Organizing Committee for this year will be:
  • Kurwa Małpka & Count Crapula, controlling everything from the shadows
  • El Santa on original artwork
  • Toxic Avenger as our BOFH
  • Julian Assange on press releases
  • Sabrina Spellman on magic and potions
  • Pinky & The Brain on world domination
  • ...and always with us, Our Lord Satan whom we praise
Special thanks go to Xava Kosmosach for that original web design we keep rehashing every year since 2016.
[--- Sponsors
This event is proudly sponsored by: Paper Street Soap Company, Bellingcat, Internet Research Agency (IRA), US Cyber Command, The Church of Satan, George Soros & Open Society Foundations, and the New World Order. Special thanks to the law enforcement agencies from many countries for their relentless interest in our activities. We love you guys! #BlueLivesMatter
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